SURVIVAL - AT 9:16 P.M. ET:  I have survived my Thanksgiving party with liberals.  My food taster assures me that no poisons were found.  My tires were not slashed.  There were no threats.  The people, in fact, were entirely warm and gracious, which makes me think they weren't really that liberal at all.  Great folks, all around. 

Only the sudden pinprick in my right arm, followed by the sensation that I was dancing with Jimmy Carter, made me suspicious.

November 26, 2009